Footballguys Staff Bio: Craig Zumsteg
Education: University of Arizona, Bachelor of Fine Arts
Hometown: Elmsford, NY
Family: Married with 1.0 wives and 2.0 children.
Years playing fantasy football: One. Just the one.
Favorite FF smack talk: None. I let my mediocre performance speak for itself.
Years writing about fantasy football: Four. Somehow, I started writing about it before playing it.
Favorite FBG feature: Anything by Jene Bramel, as he's the best at cutting through all the NFL injury B.S.
Organized football experience: Does organizing a viewing party count?
Favorite NFL team: New England Patriots
Favorite college team: I don't understand how anyone has time for college sports.
Favorite fan moment: Malcolm. Butler.
Favorite player of all time: Haven't really had one single favorite since Welker left New England.
NFL rule(s) I would change if I could: No doubt, players should be allowed to celebrate. Some taunting should slide by too.
Favorite movie(s): Dolls. Stuart Gordon's horror movie about killer, well, you can probably figure it out. No joke, it's a great movie.
Favorite musical genres/albums/artists: Wuss rock like Wilco, The National, Lucero.
What I read: An unhealthy mix of crime mysteries, zombies, and anything having to do with risk, uncertainty, gambling, or the fallacies of the human brain.
Hobbies: Tinkering beyond my abilities on my house.
Favorite TV show(s): Seinfeld absolutely at the top, then maybe the Simpsons, Better Call Saul, The Goldbergs.
Least favorite household chore: Trying to quash the ant rebellion that rises up in the kitchen every few weeks.
Dream job: This, but with more ice cream.
Quote: "No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks." -Michael Bolton, Office Space