Footballguys Staff Bio: Chris Simpson

Age: 27

Birthplace: Massachusetts

Education: Bachelor of Arts, English, University of New Hampshire

Occupation: Associate Acquisitions Editor

Hometown: Plaistow, NH

Family: Married, no kids.

Years playing fantasy football: 7

Favorite FF smack talk: "I win."

Years writing about fantasy football: 1

Favorite FBG feature: Draft Tools

Organized football experience: None.

Favorite NFL team: Oakland Raiders

Favorite college team: New Hampshire Wildcats

Favorite fan moment: 2004 Boston Red Sox

Favorite player of all time: Mervyn Fernandez

NFL rule(s) I would change if I could: Tuck Rule (I'm still mad).

Favorite movie(s): The Godfather, Apocalypse Now

Favorite musical genres/albums/artists: Hot Chip, El-P, Roky Erickson

What I read: Kurt Vonnegut

Hobbies: Reading, Sports, Music

Favorite TV show(s): The Wire, Freaks & Geeks

Least favorite household chore: Dishes

Dream job: Run my own company